Build a single HTML page: a normal-looking news article with the most evil cookie consent banner ever made. "Reject all" must technically exist and technically work, but use every dark pattern you can think of to keep people from reaching it: buttons that dodge the cursor, fake close buttons, guilt-trip copy, nested settings, hundreds of toggles, countdowns, the banner coming back. Funny, not offensive. No external assets or libraries. It should feel infuriating and hilarious the moment it loads.